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The Pashy Pits play the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Theme Song on SNL
Pashy Pits came around during the bleepbloop freakfolk era, but then they appealed to more tweens and entry-level alts, so they are probably one of the most lucrative indie bands of the past several...
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I am fueled by Red Bull. I am a sponsored cultural meme [via falling from space]
Dude! Crack open a Red Bull, dawg! and fall 24 miles 2 Earth. Bc I'm free... Free Falling [while jacked up on fuckin Red Bull] Life is just a series of sponsored experiences. Life is just a series of...
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Childish Gambino TANKY TANK TANK TANKED at Austin City Limits Music Festival
Donald Glover tanked at Bonnaroo. Donald Glover TANKED at Coachella. Donald Glover TANKED at Sasquatch. Donald Glover TANKED at Lollapalooza. Donald Glover TANKED at his own comedy special. What if I...
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I work for a Third World buzz magazine in the nation of Buzzstonia.
My name is Hænnäh ßjörk. I work for a foreign language buzz magazine/web publication/blog/content farm in the small nation of Buzzstonia. You've never heard of it? We're somewhere on the border of...
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Is this bro the ultimate Bro-bag?
Photo via @Atrak I remember when bros 'went mainstream' Every1 was all like 'Bro Bro Bro McBroBro' but then 'bros' sorta went out of style Now every bro is being all #menswear And all the young bros...
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Katy Perry spotted canoodling with Skrillex. Are they the next big celeb couple?
Photos by The Cobrasnake Katy BB! I was SO sad when u and Russell broke up because I thought that he was REAL good for you because I like a man who can make me laugh. But who is that MYSTERY MAN? Is...
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My family is ashamed of my aunt.
Every family has one black sheep, but when the holidays are about to come around, you are reminded of the biggest, blackest sheep that you've ever had to spend time around. I have this one aunt (my...
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Brooke Candy (The Curvy, Sexy BB from the Grimes 'Genesis' video) releases...
Do u remember 'Brooke Candy'? You might remember Brooke Candy as the curvy ass broad from the 'Grimes Genesis Video.' She was so curvy. She looked like she was from another planet with those curves and...
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Pitchfork keeps trying to kill off indie, gives rapper named Kendrick Lamar a...
Link: http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/17253-good-kid-maad-city/ As we all know, indie has died/been dying due to a Broken Indie Machine. I have no idea who Kendrick Lamar is. Perhaps I have heard...
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Why are lamestreamers so in2 'popping bottles' and being 'in da club'?
What's the deal with lamestreamers? It's like they always want to be in the goddamn club. I don't know why they think they are supposed to be 'partying' all the time. Maybe it's the crappy pop music...
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Katy Perry has a SEXI lil NIP SLIP! Oh no BB!
Katy BB! U'll always be my fave #California_Girl! But that doesn't mean u have to go showing off ur cha-chas! That's honestly #Emberressing. I remember 1 time I accidentally slipped my nip during an...
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Some bro named the HIPSTER BANDIT has been robbing banks in Portland, police...
Link: http://www.kptv.com/story/19909519/police-searching-for-hipster-bandit U might think that this bro looks just like any other alt, on his way to a buzzband show after getting coffee, using wifi,...
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Unchill AZN Bro got the Miley Cyrus haircut.
Photo via UnchillAznBlog You might remember Unchill AZN Bro. You might remember Miley Cyrus. You might remember Miley Cyrus's new haircut. What if I told u that Unchill AZN Bro got Miley Cyrus's new...
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MOOSE KNUCKLE ALERT: Taylor Swift has a kRaZie Camel Toe!
Taylor BB! U honestly look AMAZING in black... But I can't help but notice one thing... Ur HUGE MOOSE KNUCKLE! That is honestly emberresing. It looks JUST like a camel toe! I feel bad for you, but at...
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Christopher Owens releases new solo song bc he thinks he is too famous 2 be...
Christopher Owens is famous for looking like some drugged up dude from the 60s/70s playing indie music that sounded like 'vintage music.' He was raised in a cult, so every1 thinks he is kewl and...
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I had an successful art show in my local art scene. There was free wine.
I had an art show Kinda did my own thing Tired of participating in college art shows all those MFAs think they are so fucking 'deep' and talented I just sorta did my own thing made an FB event a lot...
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HIPSTER RUNOFF Halloween Contest 2K12 has Officially LAUNCHED
GO: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween BREAKING EXXXCLUSIVE HALLOWEEN CONTEST IS BACK for 2k12!!! SUBMIT UR COSTUMES NOW! SEARCHING 4 THE MOST AUTHENTIC HALLOWEEN COSTUME ON THE INTERNET A COSTUME...
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Zooey Deschanel disgraces nation, TANKS while singing national anthem.
Zooey Deschanel is arguably indie's #1 diva, except she is actually mainstream. We fell in love with her blue eyes and bangs, even though it was sorta 'just a phase' in her career while she was just...
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Miley Cyrus and Tyler the Creator are collaborating bc Odd Future are sell...
Miley BB! I am loving ur new hair! I tried to tell my hairdresser at Super Cuts to give me the EXACT SAME haircut, but instead I ended up giving me an ugly boys wedge haircut! Odd Future is ToTaLLy...
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