Do u remember 'Brooke Candy'?
You might remember Brooke Candy as the curvy ass broad from the 'Grimes Genesis Video.' She was so curvy. She looked like she was from another planet with those curves and that weirdo reflective slutwave suit. From what I understand though, broads like Brooke Candy are 'a dime a dozen' in the greater Los Angeles Tumblr community. Just trying to look all sexi AND post-tumblr-core-seapunk at the same time. So now Brooke Candi has this song "Das Me" about herself.
Do u remember the first time u fell in love with that CURVY A$$ BOD in the Grimes video, where u 'wanted' her, but u were also afraid that she would bite off ur peen because she was an alien or something?
The video features her being all sexy, showing off her curves. R u hornie 4 her?
I guess she is just trying to be 'the new Kreayshawn'/'Riff Raff' since I guess that is the current internet music market with the lowest barrier to entry. All you need is a shitty rap song and an 'eye popping' new video.
Sigh... She really does make my eyes [and peen] pop.
In addition, she also hangs out with random innercity children, because I guess that's what you do in 'hip hop videos' in order to appear more 'rugged', to acquire 'street cred.'
Have u ever JOed to the Grimes 'Genesis' video and thought about a 3some with Grimes, Brooke Candy, and U in the middle of that alt samwich?
'hey'
R u 'turned on' for Brooke Candy?
Are people who look like this 'kewl' or totally 2K_Late?
There's an old saying about girls with weed tattoos on their ass cheeks... Hold on to them.... Hold on to them as tight as u can...
R u in2 Brooke Candy?
Is she the next big indie slutwaver?
Can she 'save' the indie scene?
Can she become the next big 'crappy rapper who posts a crappy video per week that every1 talks about'?
Is she hotter than Amber Rose?
Is she 'alt' or 'hiphop-video-girl-mainstream'?
Do u have an erection?
